Monday, July 23, 2012

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES (2012)

Movie#10:

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES


 What else can I say about this movie that has already been said by other movie critics. Well this is what I'll tell you, people of the internet.... this movie for lack of a better word is SPECTACULAR. In every way imaginable.

  This movie did not miss a single beat. The story was extravagant, there were no missing plot points, the characters evolved and the new characters were well rounded, yes even the evil ones. Bruce Wayne is 42 years old in the movie since it takes place 8 years into the future where the last filmed left off, making it the year of 2016. Let me tell you Bruce has to face even more emotional/personal issues throughout the movie. (Oh yeah by the way in actuality, Christian Bale is only 38 years old, just so all of you know)




  Alfred is still Bruce's living conscience and it looks like Alfred does not age a single day... oh the power of HOLLYWOOD's makeup department. Lucius Fox has made bigger and modified gadgets for Bruce to use while being Batman. Commissioner Gordon became a highly decorated police officer, but still feels guilty that he had lied to the city of Gotham about what happened the night Harvey Dent was killed and was forced by Batman to make him the new villain of the city.

  In the movie there is a whole heap on new likable characters and then there are the ones that are not so likable. Joseph Gordon-Levitt portrays police officer John Blake, a young man on the verge of finding his real potential and his true self while also becoming a new confidant of Bruce Wayne. Then we have the ever so lovely Anne Hathaway as Selena Kyle in a "purrfect" portrayal as Catwoman. Anne's performance is magnificent and holds her own against Christian Bale. And, you know what I don't care what anybody else cays about her performance of Catwoman, I thought it was bad ass and amazing, she did a great job.


  Now we have Tom Hardy as the character of Bane. Damn I have to give a major salute to Tom for gaining 30 pounds for the role of Bane. Now Bane is what I would like to call " A villain you just love to hate!" Bane was diabolical and pure evil in the Batman franchise. Bane and Heath Ledger's the Joker have got to be the greatest on screen villains ever.

  Now to the technical aspects of the movie. The special effects of the movie are outstanding, there is not much CGI in the movie and as all of you Christopher Nolan fans may know, is that he like to keep aspects of the movie as real and as authentic as possible. The stunts of the movie are even better then the stunts portrayed in The Dark Knight , no doubt about it, the stunts were more gritty and eye-popping.

  I'm not going to lie, I really love this movie. It is, in my opinion the must see movie of the summer. I give this movie a four star rating.

****


P.S- My prayers go out to all the family and friends of the victims of the Aurora, Colorado shooting spree that happened during a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises on Thursday 7/19/2012. May the 12 that lost their lives REST IN PEACE. 


THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - Official Clip #3 [HD] Bruce and Selena

Thursday, July 5, 2012

MAGIC MIKE channing tatum and matt bomer

Movie #9:
MAGIC MIKE


Wow, while this movie had no great cinematic achievement, it sure was a fun ride and a hell of a good time. Let me tell ya Magic Mike will be the closest thing to going to a male stripper club because I am only 17, until July 24th when i turn 18.


The movie's acting was not that great, Cody Horn had only two facial expressions to give out: happy and stoic. Matthew McConaughey was great but a little too old in my opinion and too skinny, it looked like his ribs were popping out, my friend said he looked "pregnant." To me he looked anorexic, but hey that's just my opinion and if I offended any McConaughey fans then I am truly sorry.


There were great aspects to the movie, like the STRIPPING!!!
Oh me and my friend who shall remain nameless loved it when they stripped as the soldiers, police officers, and firemen. My personal favorite was the soldiers and the one where Matt Bomer as Ken was stripping to a woman as the "Ken doll" LMFAO. Fucking LOVED THAT PART!!!


Channing Tatum and Matt Bomer were the best dancers in the entire movie. Channing who is a hip hop dancer by trade and a former male stripper himself. Matt Bomer was in Broadway productions a lot during his school years before he became a professional actor.


So for all those women who want to have a great time watching actors perform as male strippers, then this is definitely the movie for you... plus you don't have to throw money at a stage all though you might feel like you'd want to, hey I wanted to throw money at the screen, but I didn't have any with me.


Rate: **


This movie is for women and gay men and bi-sexual people!!! Straight Men would just feel awkward watching this with their girlfriends so ladies don't drag the boyfriends with you to see Magic Mike they will get jealous, unless they are actually male strippers themselves and want to comment on the movie.


P.S- Catch Matt Bomer next week on Tuesday July 10, 2012 to see him as the suave art thief Neal Caffrey who work for the FBI to catch other criminals in the show WHITE COLLAR, which is airing its fourth season premier on the USA NETWORK.


If you want to watch seasons one and two it is on Netflix except for season 3 because it is not on Netflix just yet, but it is on USA on demand for a limited amount of time because as I wrote down previously, the fourth season is airing on Tuesday.


USA Network channels 48 and 222 (HD) for COMCAST CABLE SUBSCRIBERS!!!


http://youtu.be/GDXDNoakR4E

Magic Mike - Extra Clip "It's Raining Men" ft. Channing Tatum - Celebs.com

TED!!!

Movie #8:
TED!!!


What can I possibly say about this movie? This movie is off the charts hilarious. There was one epic moment right after another. Seth MacFarlane is a comedic genius and a fantastic voice actor and there were plenty of inside jokes about Family Guy as well, and there were many familiar faces and voices that were from the TV show as well:
     Mila Kunis (Lori Collins) voiced Meg Griffith
     Seth MacFarlane (Ted/Writer/Director) voiced Peter Griffith, Stewie Griffith, and Quagmire
     Alex Borstein (John Bennet's mother) voiced Lois Griffith
     Mike Henry (Southern Newscaster) voiced Cleveland
     Patrick Warburton (Guy) voiced Joe Swanson


This movie had all the right components to it. It had laugh out loud, gut punching gags that'll definitely make your face turn red. It will make your stomach hurt and make yourself pee because of all the laughing, it is that funny. Hope this was a great message about the movie.


*SPOILER ALERT*  There is even a car chase sequence!!!


Rate: ***


This movie is not for children even though it has a talking Teddy Bear, wait until the child turn at least 9 or 10 years old. 

Seth MacFarlane Ted's Thunder song